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Thirty Things I’ve learned From My Cats
1. When in doubt, nap.
2. Fur is a harmless addition to any meal, plus it adds texture.
3. It’s not a twist-tie. It’s a fantasy flying furless thingy with an amazing ability to vanish.
4. You might as well take a small bite of everything on the table, that way it’s reasonably safe from being eaten by someone else.
5. Anything on the floor is fair game, including feet.
6. Curtains really can’t hold much excess weight.
7. The best way to get whatever you want is to act awfully cute.
8. Yes, doors DO open if you stare at them long enough.
9. You shouldn’t jump on stuff that has a slippery surface.
10. Bugs are actually quite entertaining.
11. If you’re little, it’s best not to stick your head in the refrigerator if the person closing the door is not looking directly at you.
12. Stairs are not a good place for nighttime naps.
13. If you’re in a really bad mood, a nap will take care of it.
14. Almost anything has entertainment value. Especially crinkly stuff.
15. If you want to get in bed with someone you love, just scratch on their door. It’s irresistible.
16. Barfing is not as awful as you might think. It also adds color and texture to any carpet.
17. Be persistent. Really persistent.
18. A good nap can fix almost any problem.
19. Sometimes, inspecting someone else’s car can turn into quite an adventure.
20. A screen does not have to be a barrier between you and the Great Outdoors. With the right technique this obstacle can be removed quite easily.
21. It’s acceptable to pee in the shower or bathtub if your regular toilet is unavailable.
22. A barking pit bull is not easily distracted. Therefore, you can race right past the nose of one. They are too stupid to register the fact that you are mere inches away from them while they are barking. When they shut up, it’s a different story.
23. If possible, always take naps in a patch of sunshine.
24. You can easily wake someone up just by walking on them.
25. You can keep a pit bull barking for hours just by staring calmly at it while you’re just out of reach. You can even take a leisurely bath.
26. If it stings, don’t touch it. Especially don’t eat it.
27. When you yawn, try to remember to put your tongue back in your mouth, otherwise someone will end up taking your picture.
28. You can cheer up a crying person simply by patting them gently on the face, looking into their eyes, and saying, “mew”.
29. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the big stuff either.
30. If you curl up in the lap of someone you love and look at them with adoration, it will make you both very happy.
